Extra Dirty Martini Birthday - Paper Clip Letterpress Card

Because “Happy Birthday” is boring as fuck. Make it extra dirty.

Wish someone a very Extra Dirty Martini Birthday with a letterpress card that's classy, inappropriate, and basically begging to be paired with a cocktail.

Printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California, this card comes with a heavy-duty martini glass paperclip that does double duty as a gift card or cash holder inside the card. Once the birthday wishes have been delivered, the paperclip can live on as a bookmark or actual paperclip—because even a little birthday debauchery should be reusable.

Product Details

• Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press
• Bright white, tree-free paper
• Black ink
• Neon green envelope
• Heavy-duty martini glass paperclip included
• Paperclip doubles as a gift card or cash holder
• Reusable as a paperclip or bookmark
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve

For the birthday bitch who likes their martinis filthy and their birthday cards a little inappropriate. Cheers, you dirty legend.