Hap-Penis On Your Birthday Card

Make their birthday a little more dick-lightful with the hilariously inappropriate “Hap-Penis On Your Birthday” greeting card. Because sometimes a heartfelt Happy Birthday just needs a little anatomical assistance.

Perfect for significant others, best friends, siblings, or anyone whose sense of humor lives firmly in the gutter, this novelty birthday card delivers the kind of laugh that makes being another year older slightly more tolerable.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium card has a blank interior for your own birthday wishes, questionable jokes, or lovingly inappropriate message.

Product Details:

• 5" x 7" birthday greeting card
• Inside is blank for a personal message
• Thick, durable matte cardstock
• Smooth matte finish
• Printed in Colorado, USA
• Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper