Happy Birthday Penis Card

Say Happy Birthday with absolutely zero dignity. This hilarious “Happy Birthday Penis” die-cut greeting card is the perfect way to celebrate someone who appreciates their birthday wishes served with a healthy dose of inappropriate humor.

With its fun die-cut shape and unapologetically ridiculous sentiment, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh from the right recipient. Perfect for partners, best friends, siblings, or that one person in your life who would rather receive a penis-shaped birthday card than another boring Hallmark moment.

Because getting older is inevitable. Having a sense of humor about it is optional.

Product Details:

• Funny die-cut birthday greeting card
• Inside is blank for a personal message
• Premium cardstock
• Includes a coordinating envelope
• Perfect for birthdays, gag gifts, and unapologetically inappropriate celebrations