Saggy Tits Card

Because birthdays are supposed to be about celebrating getting older—not pretending gravity isn't winning. This hilariously inappropriate “Saggy Tits” birthday card is perfect for your best friend, significant other, sister, or anyone who can laugh about aging, anatomy, and the general betrayal of their youthful glory.

Skip the sweet and predictable birthday card and give them something that says, Yes, you're getting older. No, we're not going to be polite about it. It's sarcastic, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a laugh from the right recipient.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own birthday wishes, inappropriate commentary, or loving reminder that gravity remains undefeated.

Product Details:

• 5" x 7" birthday greeting card
• Inside is blank for a personal message
• Unique die-cut greeting card shaped like boobs
• Smooth matte finish
• Printed in Colorado, USA
• Includes 1 recycled kraft brown envelope
• Envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper