Calico Cat Warmies

This calico has all the warmth of a real cat and none of the 3 a.m. hallway thunder. Microwave all 1.5 lavender-scented pounds for warmth, chill it for cool relief, or place it wherever your body is currently staging a protest.

Calico Credentials

• Microwavable for soothing warmth and better-quality loafing
• Chillable for cool relief when heat is adding insult to injury
• Gently weighted to help restless bodies quit rearranging themselves
• Filled with natural grains and dried French lavender
• Child-safe and meets all U.S. safety standards
• Useful for bedtime, catnaps, couch collapse, and strategic avoidance of household tasks
• Dimensions: 7" × 5" × 13"
• Weight: 1.5 lbs

Care and Feeding—Minus the Feeding

Warm: Microwave for 60–90 seconds and enjoy up to two hours of warmth. Let it return to room temperature before reheating. Cats dislike being rushed; apparently, so does the filling.

Cool: Place inside a sealed freezer bag and freeze for 2–3 hours. This keeps your calico from acquiring the delicate bouquet of frozen broccoli.

Care: Surface clean with a damp cloth only. Do not machine wash or immerse in water. Real cats object on principle. This one objects structurally.