Steven Rhodes Worship Coffee Metal Sign

Steven Rhodes “Worship Coffee” Metal Sign

At last, a morning ritual with the appropriate level of devotion.

This Steven Rhodes metal sign features a robed coffee cult gathered around an enormous cup beneath the words “Worship Coffee” and “The Dark Lord.” Which, before caffeine, feels less like satire and more like an accurate organizational chart.

The Caffeinated Details

• Steven Rhodes “Worship Coffee” design
• Metal sign
• Approx. 11.5" × 8.25"
• Retro occult-style artwork
• Great for kitchens, coffee bars, offices, or anyone with a deeply committed morning routine

Gift it to: The friend who cannot be summoned before the first cup.