The Original Bag of Poo® (Mermaid Cotton Candy Poo)

No one talks about what happens below a mermaid’s waist… mostly because some mysteries are better left beneath the waves. But Mermaid Poo bravely answers the question nobody was bold enough to ask with a fluffy cloud of blue blueberry cotton candy.

Sweet, airy, and surprisingly magical, this ocean-inspired treat comes with a matching mermaid sticker so you can officially document your deep-sea discovery. Not exactly what sailors described in their legends, but definitely a much tastier encounter.

The Under-the-Sea Details:

• Blue cotton candy with blueberry flavor
• 1 oz. double-sealed package for freshness
• Includes a matching Mermaid Poo sticker
• 100% easier to enjoy than anything found on the ocean floor

Perfect for:

• Mermaid lovers and fantasy fans
• Kids and grown-ups who appreciate weird gifts
• Anyone who thinks regular candy needs more sea magic

Gift it to: The mermaid devotee who believes everything is better with a tail including bodily functions.