"Getting Old Blows" Birthday Cake Plushie

Another birthday? For fuck's sake. This grumpy little cake knows that getting old blows, dreams don't always come true, and life is definitely batter when you're younger. Featuring angry embroidered eyes, colorful sprinkle toppings, and a 3D birthday candle, he's serving up a whole lot of birthday attitude with absolutely no enthusiasm for aging. His message? Cake it easy, lower your expectations, and try not to throw your back out blowing out the candles. Perfect for the birthday friend who isn't counting candles anymore because the number is getting offensive. Sweet, salty, and just a little past its expiration date!

Dimensions: 6.7 x 5.1 x 7.1 inches