Blissa has Barbie-level confidence, cat-level boundaries, and 1.5 pounds of lavender-scented calm. Microwave her for warmth, chill her for cool relief, or keep her nearby whenever the household could benefit from a more glamorous nervous system.
Blissa’s Credentials
Microwavable for long-lasting warmth and first-class cuddling
Chillable for cool relief when maintaining composure becomes sweaty work
Gently weighted to help restless bodies settle into something resembling peace
Filled with natural grains and real dried French lavender
Child-safe and meets all U.S. safety standards—she is beauty, grace, and properly tested
A cozy bedtime companion for Barbie fans, cat lovers, and people with excellent taste
Dimensions: 6" × 6" × 10"
Weight: 1.5 lbs
Keeping Blissa Beautiful
Warm: Microwave for 60–90 seconds and enjoy up to two hours of soothing warmth. Let her return to room temperature before reheating. Even icons require a reset.
Cool: Place inside a sealed freezer bag and freeze for 2–3 hours. The bag keeps her pristine and free from direct contact with the ice cube tray’s questionable surroundings.
Care: Surface clean with a damp cloth only. Do not machine wash or immerse in water. She is a cat, not a mermaid.
