Blow Me - Paperclip Letterpress Card

Blow me. We said what we said.

For the person who appreciates a little romance with their sarcasm—or just really fucking good stationery.

This “Blow Me” letterpress card is printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California and comes with a ridiculously adorable cupcake-shaped paperclip because apparently even your insults deserve accessories.

The heavy-duty paperclip doubles as a gift card or cash holder inside the card, then gets a second life as an actual paperclip or bookmark once the card has served its purpose.

So technically, you're giving them a card, a gift-card holder, a bookmark, and a tiny cupcake. You're basically overachieving.

Product Details

• Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press
• Bright white, tree-free paper
• Matte gold foil
• Fireball Fuchsia envelope
• Heavy-duty cupcake paperclip included
• Paperclip can hold cash or a gift card inside the card
• Reusable as a paperclip or bookmark
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve

Give it to someone you love. Someone you tolerate. Someone who needs to hear it. Whatever the occasion, they'll definitely remember the card.