Just a Tini Bit Older - Paper Clip Letterpress Card

Just a tini bit older. And possibly a lot more fabulous.

Because nobody wants a birthday card reminding them they're aging. We prefer booze-based denial.

This cheeky “Just a Tini Bit Older” letterpress card is printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California and comes with a heavy-duty martini glass paperclip—because apparently getting older should come with cocktails and useful accessories.

The martini paperclip doubles as a gift card or cash holder inside the card, then gets to live another day as a bookmark or actual paperclip once the birthday festivities are over.

Product Details

• Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press
• Bright white, tree-free paper
• Pink ink
• Pulsar pink envelope
• Heavy-duty martini glass paperclip
• Paperclip doubles as a gift card or cash holder
• Reusable as a paperclip or bookmark
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve

You're not getting old. You're just becoming a more experienced drinker. Happy fucking birthday.