{"product_id":"go-the-fuck-to-sleep-shower-steamers-lavender","title":"Go the Fuck To Sleep - Shower Steamers - Lavender","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre those bags designer? We need some REM too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour brain has been running its mouth all damn day. Time to shut that shit down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrop one of these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003elavender aromatherapy shower steamers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e into a hot, steamy shower and let the scent take over while you transition from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI have 900 things to do\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eabsolutely none of my business.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe soothing scent of lavender helps turn your shower into a little pre-bed escape, giving your tired body and overworked brain a chance to chill the fuck out before bedtime.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay the gods of slumber be with you. And may your phone stay the hell out of your hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA with premium essential oils, phthalate-free fragrances, and natural colorants. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo phthalates. No parabens. No sulfates.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e None of the endocrine-disrupting crap over here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSet of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 aromatherapy shower steamers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLavender scent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with essential oils and premium parfum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEach tablet: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.8 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTablet size: approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.75\" x 0.5\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBox size: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6\" x 3\" x 2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo phthalates, parabens, or sulfates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow To Use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet your shower hot and steamy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLet a little water hit the steamer, then place it on a ledge, soap dish, or shower floor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eout of the direct spray\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Do not submerge.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor maximum aromatherapy goodness, place the steamer as close to your head as possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLet that sucker dissolve while you breathe in the lavender and start relaxing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe hope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRinse the shower thoroughly after use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImportant:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e These steamers contain natural colorants that may discolor some shower surfaces, particularly if soap scum has already set up permanent residency. Rinse your shower and tub immediately after each use. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not use in the bath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, PEG-150, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Polysorbate 80, Aqua (Water), Mica (CI 77019), Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Manganese Violet (CI 77742).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor best aromatherapy benefits:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Keep the steamer near your head but out of the direct stream of water.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow go shower, decompress, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ego the fuck to sleep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47972537598089,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/7359\/7065\/files\/cbc84fc063a8c8ca668e89b8bf18d8a704e69ad538cdd790e2bc856a71472653.webp?v=1787149894","url":"https:\/\/zsazsas.com\/products\/go-the-fuck-to-sleep-shower-steamers-lavender","provider":"Zsa Zsa’s Unique Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}