Golden Dog Warmies

All the loyalty of a golden dog, none of the 6 a.m. bathroom negotiations. Microwave him for warmth, chill him for cool relief, or park all 1.5 pounds of lavender-scented comfort wherever the day has been misbehaving.

The Good-Dog Details

• Microwavable for soothing warmth and premium lap-dog service
• Chillable for cool relief when the thermostat—or your patience—has failed
• Gently weighted to help restless bodies settle
• Filled with natural grains and dried French lavender
• Child-safe and meets all U.S. safety standards, so this one is officially house-trained
• A helpful bedtime companion when “one more story” has become a hostage negotiation
• Dimensions: 8" × 6" × 13"
• Weight: 1.5 lbs

Keeping Your Golden in Good Standing

Warm: Microwave for 60–90 seconds and enjoy up to two hours of cozy warmth. Let him return to room temperature before reheating. No back-to-back shifts.

Cool: Place inside a sealed freezer bag and freeze for 2–3 hours. This prevents your dog from absorbing the aroma of last Tuesday’s leftovers.

Care: Surface clean with a damp cloth only. Do not machine wash or immerse in water. This particular golden does not do bath day.