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Happy Birthday Cunt Card

Name: Happy Birthday Cunt Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG001792
Price: 5.50 USD
Availability: InStock

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Skip the polite birthday wishes and get straight to the point with “Happy Birthday Cunt.” It's blunt, unapologetic, and somehow the perfect way to celebrate someone whose sense of humor is just as delightfully inappropriate as yours.

Perfect for your best friend, significant other, sibling, or favorite foul-mouthed human, this hilarious birthday card turns a simple birthday greeting into a memorable roast. Because when you know someone well enough, profanity can basically be a love language.

Give them a card that's guaranteed to get a laugh and remind them that, despite everything, they're still your favorite cunt.

.Product Details:

4.4" x 6.8" birthday greeting card
Inside is blank for a personal message
Thick, durable matte cardstock
Smooth matte finish
Printed in Colorado, USA
Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper

Contemporary design meets functional storage in this elegant three-tier display shelf. Featuring clean lines and sophisticated arch-shaped details, this storage unit is perfect for showcasing books, decorative items, and personal collections in any modern home.

Features
- Three-tier storage shelf with contemporary styling
- Part of our modern home furniture collection
- Three spacious tiers for books and decorative items
- Durable metal construction with premium finishes
- Wide shelving design with elegant arch detailing
- Assembly required

Care Instructions
- Assembly required - two-person assembly recommended. Instructions and hardware included.
- Metal construction
- Clean with soft, dry cloth
- Quality materials

Dimensions
- Overall: 27.5"L x 14"W x 52.4"H
- Leg height: 4"
- Shelf size: 27.5"L x 14"W
- Shelf spacing: 15"
- Weight capacity per shelf: 15 lbs
- Product weight: 26 lbs

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