Happy Birthday Dumb Bitch Card

Because nothing says “I love you” quite like calling your favorite person a dumb bitch on their birthday. This hilariously inappropriate “Happy Birthday Dumb Bitch” greeting card is perfect for the best friend, significant other, sibling, or lovable disaster who appreciates affection with a generous side of profanity.

Skip the predictable birthday wishes and give them a card that's guaranteed to get a laugh. It's rude, ridiculous, and somehow still weirdly heartfelt—the perfect combination for someone who knows your insults are actually a love language.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium card has a blank interior for your own birthday message, roast, or beautifully questionable declaration of friendship.

Product Details:

• 4.4" x 6.8" birthday greeting card
• Inside is blank for a personal message
• Thick, durable matte cardstock
• Smooth matte finish
• Printed in Colorado, USA
• Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper