Happy Birthday Oldemort Card

Turning another year older? Don't worry—you haven't reached full evil-wizard status... yet. But let's be honest, you're getting dangerously close. This hilarious “Oldemort” birthday card puts a magical spin on getting older, making it the perfect way to lovingly roast a friend, family member, or fellow fantasy fan.

With witty wordplay and plenty of dark wizard energy, this card is ideal for anyone who embraces their villainous era—or at least their increasingly strong opinions about bedtime, back pain, and people touching the thermostat.

Whether they're dreading the next big number or proudly adding another year to their résumé of questionable life choices, Oldemort delivers the laughs without requiring a single aging potion.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium birthday card has a blank interior for your own magical message, birthday roast, or warning that they've officially entered their dark-lord years.

Product Details:

• 4.25" x 5.5" birthday greeting card
• Inside is blank for a personal message
• Thick, durable matte cardstock
• Smooth matte finish
• Printed in Colorado, USA
• Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper