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Happy Birthday Penis Card

Name: Happy Birthday Penis Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: 1784
Price: 5.50 USD
Availability: InStock

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Product specs

Say Happy Birthday with absolutely zero dignity. This hilarious “Happy Birthday Penis” die-cut greeting card is the perfect way to celebrate someone who appreciates their birthday wishes served with a healthy dose of inappropriate humor.

With its fun die-cut shape and unapologetically ridiculous sentiment, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh from the right recipient. Perfect for partners, best friends, siblings, or that one person in your life who would rather receive a penis-shaped birthday card than another boring Hallmark moment.

Because getting older is inevitable. Having a sense of humor about it is optional.

Product Details:

Funny die-cut birthday greeting card
Inside is blank for a personal message
Premium cardstock
Includes a coordinating envelope
Perfect for birthdays, gag gifts, and unapologetically inappropriate celebrations

Contemporary design meets functional storage in this elegant three-tier display shelf. Featuring clean lines and sophisticated arch-shaped details, this storage unit is perfect for showcasing books, decorative items, and personal collections in any modern home.

Features
- Three-tier storage shelf with contemporary styling
- Part of our modern home furniture collection
- Three spacious tiers for books and decorative items
- Durable metal construction with premium finishes
- Wide shelving design with elegant arch detailing
- Assembly required

Care Instructions
- Assembly required - two-person assembly recommended. Instructions and hardware included.
- Metal construction
- Clean with soft, dry cloth
- Quality materials

Dimensions
- Overall: 27.5"L x 14"W x 52.4"H
- Leg height: 4"
- Shelf size: 27.5"L x 14"W
- Shelf spacing: 15"
- Weight capacity per shelf: 15 lbs
- Product weight: 26 lbs