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Happy Birthday Whore Card

Happy Birthday Whore Card

Regular price $5.50 USD
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Wish them a Happy Birthday, Whore! Because nothing says I love you quite like a little birthday affection with absolutely no filter. This hilarious greeting card is perfect for your significant other, best friend, sibling, or favorite troublemaker who appreciates sarcasm served with a side of inappropriate humor.

Skip the predictable birthday wishes and give them a card that's actually going to get a laugh. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium card delivers plenty of personality while leaving the inside blank for your own message, birthday roast, or heartfelt declaration of love.

Finished with a recycled kraft envelope, it's the perfect choice for anyone who appreciates sarcastic, novelty, and genuinely funny birthday cards.

Product Details:

  • 5" x 7" birthday greeting card
  • Inside is blank for a personal message
  • Thick, durable matte cardstock
  • Smooth matte finish
  • Printed in Colorado, USA
  • Includes 1 recycled kraft brown envelope
  • Envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper
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