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Happy Birthday Whore Card

Name: Happy Birthday Whore Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: 756
Price: 5.50 USD
Availability: InStock

$5.50 USD

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Product specs

Wish them a Happy Birthday, Whore! Because nothing says I love you quite like a little birthday affection with absolutely no filter. This hilarious greeting card is perfect for your significant other, best friend, sibling, or favorite troublemaker who appreciates sarcasm served with a side of inappropriate humor.

Skip the predictable birthday wishes and give them a card that's actually going to get a laugh. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium card delivers plenty of personality while leaving the inside blank for your own message, birthday roast, or heartfelt declaration of love.

Finished with a recycled kraft envelope, it's the perfect choice for anyone who appreciates sarcastic, novelty, and genuinely funny birthday cards.

Product Details:

5" x 7" birthday greeting card
Inside is blank for a personal message
Thick, durable matte cardstock
Smooth matte finish
Printed in Colorado, USA
Includes 1 recycled kraft brown envelope
Envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper

Contemporary design meets functional storage in this elegant three-tier display shelf. Featuring clean lines and sophisticated arch-shaped details, this storage unit is perfect for showcasing books, decorative items, and personal collections in any modern home.

Features
- Three-tier storage shelf with contemporary styling
- Part of our modern home furniture collection
- Three spacious tiers for books and decorative items
- Durable metal construction with premium finishes
- Wide shelving design with elegant arch detailing
- Assembly required

Care Instructions
- Assembly required - two-person assembly recommended. Instructions and hardware included.
- Metal construction
- Clean with soft, dry cloth
- Quality materials

Dimensions
- Overall: 27.5"L x 14"W x 52.4"H
- Leg height: 4"
- Shelf size: 27.5"L x 14"W
- Shelf spacing: 15"
- Weight capacity per shelf: 15 lbs
- Product weight: 26 lbs

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Returns

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