Homosexual Menace Vinyl Sticker

A tiny vinyl declaration with the staying power of a bad opinion. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, car, or any blank surface that has been getting entirely too comfortable.

Sticky Business

• Weatherproof and waterproof
• Dishwasher-tested for water bottles with active social lives
• Scratch- and fade-resistant
• High-quality vinyl that applies easily and stays put
• Measures approximately 2–3" at its largest point
• Made in Sterling Heights, Michigan
• $5 each—or buy four and get one free

Gift it to: The friend who sees an undecorated surface and takes it personally.