Hot Mess Express - Train Acetate Hair Claw Clip

All aboard! The Hot Mess Express is officially leaving the station, and apparently you're the conductor.

This ridiculously fun train-shaped hair claw clip is for anyone whose life is held together by caffeine, sarcasm, and a prayer. Handmade from glossy cellulose acetate with playful hand-painted details, it's basically a tiny luxury locomotive for your hair—and honestly, your hair deserves a first-class ticket.

Throw it in for work, brunch, errands, date night, or your regularly scheduled emotional breakdown. It's cute, it's chaotic, and it pairs beautifully with the timeless look of “I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it fabulously.”

Product Details

• Design: Hot Mess Express train
• Material: Cellulose acetate
• Finish: Glossy with hand-painted details
• Dimensions: Approximately 3" x 3.5" x 4" (7.6 x 8.9 x 10.2 cm)

Next stop: Somewhere between “I've got my shit together” and “What the fuck is happening?”

All aboard, bitch. 🚂