I'm Getting Wasted Birthday Card

Name: I'm Getting Wasted Birthday Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 5.50 USD
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Celebrate another year with a birthday card that's ready to get wasted right along with them! Our hilarious “I'm Getting Wasted” birthday card brings retro party vibes with a cheeky 1970s-inspired design featuring two fun characters who look like they already know how this birthday is going to end.

Perfect for friends, family, significant others, or anyone who believes a birthday celebration should involve good company, questionable decisions, and something worth raising a glass to. The vintage artwork and sarcastic sentiment make this card a fun way to skip the boring birthday clichés and deliver a laugh instead.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium card has a blank interior for your own birthday message, party plans, or beautifully bad advice.

Product Details:

5" x 7" birthday greeting card
Inside is blank for a personal message
Thick, durable matte cardstock
Smooth matte finish
1970s-inspired vintage design
Printed in Colorado, USA
Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper

Contemporary design meets functional storage in this elegant three-tier display shelf. Featuring clean lines and sophisticated arch-shaped details, this storage unit is perfect for showcasing books, decorative items, and personal collections in any modern home.

Features
- Three-tier storage shelf with contemporary styling
- Part of our modern home furniture collection
- Three spacious tiers for books and decorative items
- Durable metal construction with premium finishes
- Wide shelving design with elegant arch detailing
- Assembly required

Care Instructions
- Assembly required - two-person assembly recommended. Instructions and hardware included.
- Metal construction
- Clean with soft, dry cloth
- Quality materials

Dimensions
- Overall: 27.5"L x 14"W x 52.4"H
- Leg height: 4"
- Shelf size: 27.5"L x 14"W
- Shelf spacing: 15"
- Weight capacity per shelf: 15 lbs
- Product weight: 26 lbs

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