I'm Getting Wasted Birthday Card

Celebrate another year with a birthday card that's ready to get wasted right along with them! Our hilarious “I'm Getting Wasted” birthday card brings retro party vibes with a cheeky 1970s-inspired design featuring two fun characters who look like they already know how this birthday is going to end.

Perfect for friends, family, significant others, or anyone who believes a birthday celebration should involve good company, questionable decisions, and something worth raising a glass to. The vintage artwork and sarcastic sentiment make this card a fun way to skip the boring birthday clichés and deliver a laugh instead.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium card has a blank interior for your own birthday message, party plans, or beautifully bad advice.

Product Details:

• 5" x 7" birthday greeting card
• Inside is blank for a personal message
• Thick, durable matte cardstock
• Smooth matte finish
• 1970s-inspired vintage design
• Printed in Colorado, USA
• Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper