Kindly F*ck Off / Pet Me, Peasant – Dog Bandanas 🐶👑
Does your dog have the personality of royalty with the patience of… well… a dog? Then these bandanas are the perfect way to let the peasants know where they stand.
Side 1: “Kindly Fck Off”*
For those moments when your dog is not accepting visitors, compliments, eye contact, or general nonsense.
Side 2: “Pet Me, Peasant”
For when your furry monarch decides the common folk may approach and provide the royal belly rubs.
Perfect for dogs with attitude, sass, and a very clear social schedule.
✨ Features:
- Double-sided design for mood swings (or dramatic entrances)
- Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day royal lounging
- Easy to tie and fits most dog necks
- Guaranteed to get laughs at the dog park
Whether your pup is feeling grumpy gremlin or attention-seeking aristocrat, this bandana lets everyone know exactly where they stand.
Warning: May cause strangers to laugh, point, and ask if they can pet the king/queen. Your dog will decide.
