Let the Record Show Card

Let the record show: you actually got them a card. Not a text. Not a Facebook notification. Not a last-minute “HBD!” slapped onto a screen. An actual, tangible birthday card—because apparently, basic effort is now a novelty.

Make the birthday recipient laugh out loud with a card that stands out from the digital birthday clutter. Perfect for significant others, friends, family, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and a little proof that you went the extra mile.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium birthday card has a blank interior for your own message, birthday roast, or evidence that you really did care enough to use a stamp.

Product Details:

• 5" x 7" birthday greeting card
• Inside is blank for a personal message
• Thick, durable matte cardstock
• Smooth matte finish
• Printed in Colorado, USA
• Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper