My Therapist & I Talk Shit About You Vinyl Sticker

Congratulations—you’ve been promoted from recurring annoyance to billable hour. This sticker lets people know your behavior has been discussed by a licensed professional.

Sticky Details

• Weatherproof and waterproof
• Dishwasher-tested
• Scratch- and fade-resistant
• High-quality vinyl that applies easily
• Measures approximately 2–3" at its largest point
• Made in Sterling Heights, Michigan

Gift it to: The friend whose therapist knows your full name, occupation, and several direct quotes.