Platypus Warmies Junior

Proof that nature occasionally designs something after happy hour. This pint-sized platypus is microwavable, gently weighted, and lavender-scented—an oddly perfect little companion for bedtime, couch duty, or restoring order after a spectacularly unnecessary day.

Platypus Particulars

• Microwavable for soothing warmth and significantly better cuddling
• Chillable for cool relief when the temperature has become offensive
• Gently weighted to help settle restless bodies and overactive thoughts
• Filled with natural grains and dried French lavender
• Child-safe and meets all U.S. safety standards—nature’s original version remains unsupervised
• Helps make bedtime calmer and sleep a little easier
• Dimensions: 8" × 12" × 3"
• Weight: 0.5 lbs

Care of Your Questionable Mammal

Warm: Microwave for 60–90 seconds and enjoy up to two hours of cozy warmth. Let it return to room temperature before reheating. Even a platypus has limits.

Cool: Place it inside a sealed freezer bag and freeze for 2–3 hours. The bag protects it from frost, freezer crumbs, and that unidentified container in the back.

Care: Surface clean with a damp cloth only. Do not machine wash or immerse in water. Real platypuses swim. This one has grains.