{"product_id":"remaining-fucks-shower-steamers-blackberry-and-quince","title":"Remaining Fucks - Shower Steamers - Blackberry and Quince","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOut of fucks to give? Same.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrop one of these bad boys in the shower, turn the water hot, and let your remaining fucks dissolve right down the drain. The luscious scent of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblackberry + quince\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e fills the steam while you take a few minutes to decompress, regroup, and pretend you don't have 47 things waiting for you when you get out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes self-care isn't yoga. Sometimes it's locking the bathroom door and refusing to answer anyone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA with essential oils, premium parfum, phthalate-free fragrances, and natural colorants. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo phthalates. No parabens. No sulfates. No endocrine-disrupting crap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just a damn good shower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSet of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 aromatherapy shower steamers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlackberry + quince scent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with essential oils and premium parfum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEach tablet: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.8 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTablet size: approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.75\" x 0.5\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBox size: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6\" x 3\" x 2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo phthalates, parabens, or sulfates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet your shower hot and steamy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLet a little water hit the steamer, then place it on a ledge, soap dish, or shower floor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eout of the direct spray\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Don't submerge it unless you enjoy wasting perfectly good fucks.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet that little tablet dissolve while the scent fills the shower and you relax.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRinse the shower thoroughly after use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA quick heads-up:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e These contain natural colorants that may discolor some shower surfaces, especially where soap scum has already moved in and claimed territory. 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