Your career may be behind you, but your fan base remembers.
Hot pink and white trucker hat featuring the Retired Porn Star patch. Adjustable snapback, because unlike your former profession, this should fit comfortably.
The useful stuff: • High-quality trucker-style hat • Adjustable snapback • Hot pink/white • “Retired Porn Star” patch
Gift it to: The friend whose past is none of your business—but apparently makes excellent merchandise.
