The Penis Gods Have Smiled Upon Me Tin Sig

Hang it in a bathroom, bedroom, bachelor pad, bar, or somewhere guests will encounter it halfway through a perfectly normal conversation.

The Sign Details

• Green faux-official sign design
• Reads The Penis Gods Have Smiled Upon Me
• Digitally printed directly on metal with UV-resistant inks
• Hole in each corner for easy hanging
• Individually shrink-wrapped to help prevent scratching
• American made
• Measures approximately 14" × 10"

Hang it with: Mine’s So Big, Fish Naked, and Joint Custody for a wall assembled by someone whose confidence has never lacked adequate funding.