Saggy Tits Card
Saggy Tits Card
Saggy Tits Card
Saggy Tits Card
Saggy Tits Card
SKU: SG001688 • Barcode: 810171407559

Saggy Tits Card

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Because birthdays are supposed to be about celebrating getting older—not pretending gravity isn't winning. This hilariously inappropriate “Saggy Tits” birthday card is perfect for your best friend, significant other, sister, or anyone who can laugh about aging, anatomy, and the general betrayal of their youthful glory.

Skip the sweet and predictable birthday card and give them something that says, Yes, you're getting older. No, we're not going to be polite about it. It's sarcastic, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a laugh from the right recipient.

Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own birthday wishes, inappropriate commentary, or loving reminder that gravity remains undefeated.

Product Details:

  • 5" x 7" birthday greeting card
  • Inside is blank for a personal message
  • Unique die-cut greeting card shaped like boobs
  • Smooth matte finish
  • Printed in Colorado, USA
  • Includes 1 recycled kraft brown envelope
  • Envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper

Contemporary design meets functional storage in this elegant three-tier display shelf. Featuring clean lines and sophisticated arch-shaped details, this storage unit is perfect for showcasing books, decorative items, and personal collections in any modern home.

Features
- Three-tier storage shelf with contemporary styling
- Part of our modern home furniture collection
- Three spacious tiers for books and decorative items
- Durable metal construction with premium finishes
- Wide shelving design with elegant arch detailing
- Assembly required

Care Instructions
- Assembly required - two-person assembly recommended. Instructions and hardware included.
- Metal construction
- Clean with soft, dry cloth
- Quality materials

Dimensions
- Overall: 27.5"L x 14"W x 52.4"H
- Leg height: 4"
- Shelf size: 27.5"L x 14"W
- Shelf spacing: 15"
- Weight capacity per shelf: 15 lbs
- Product weight: 26 lbs

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