Shag Carpet Napkin

Front: "You know you're getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to"
Back: "When I was your age, I had to walk 10 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel"

Get the laughs going with the best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink

• Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design.
• Size: 5" x 5"
• Material: Premium 3-ply paper
• Printed in the USA