The Original Bag of Poo® (Dragon Cotton Candy Poo)

Dragons hoard gold, breathe fire, and apparently leave behind clouds of red watermelon cotton candy. Honestly, it’s probably the least terrifying thing you could discover inside a dragon’s cave.

This fluffy little piece of mythical evidence arrives safely sealed, packed with sweet watermelon flavor, and includes a matching dragon sticker so you can officially prove your encounter. No sword, armor, or brave (and probably doomed) village hero required.

The Fire-Breathing Details:

• Red cotton candy with watermelon flavor
• 1 oz. double-sealed package for freshness
• Includes a matching Dragon Poo sticker
• Much sweeter than anything a dragon could actually leave behind

Perfect for:

• Fantasy fans and dragon enthusiasts
• Kids who love magical creatures
• Anyone who collects weird and wonderful treats

Gift it to: The person who would absolutely walk up to a dragon because “it looks friendly.”