{"product_id":"transparent-umbrella-fucking-rain","title":"Transparent Umbrella \"Fucking Rain\"","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a628d2d-7c74-83ea-9ca7-8ff0b570a66f-13\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-6a628d2d-7c74-83ea-9ca7-8ff0b570a66f-13\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a628d2d-7c74-83ea-9ca7-8ff0b570a66f-13\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-104\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-15 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\" class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"2ac94208-97a2-4c7e-8b58-77198045aeec\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-6-thinking\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"212\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBecause rain is already annoying enough without asking you to be polite about it. This compact black umbrella says \u003cstrong data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"133\"\u003e“Fucking Rain”\u003c\/strong\u003e so you can save your breath for dodging puddles and questioning your footwear.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"234\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"234\"\u003eForecast Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"484\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"eff81i\" data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"302\"\u003eFolds down small enough for a bag, backpack, or car cup holder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7v4n4e\" data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eLightweight and portable for surprise downpours and weather-app betrayal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bu1zhd\" data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"448\"\u003eBlack finish with bold lettering that gets straight to the point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ojq5ov\" data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"484\"\u003eDimensions: 11.2\" × 2.4\" × 2.4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"556\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eGift it to:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who takes bad weather as a personal attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\" class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fisura","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45470162649225,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/7359\/7065\/files\/AUT2420424-p-002-min.webp?v=1775156280","url":"https:\/\/zsazsas.com\/products\/transparent-umbrella-fucking-rain","provider":"Zsa Zsa’s Unique Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}