Zero Woofs Given/ Zero Fucks Given Dog Bandanas

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Zero Woofs Given / Zero F*cks Given – Dog Bandanas 🐾😎

Does your dog have attitude bigger than their appetite? Now they can wear it proudly.

Side 1: “Zero Woofs Given”
For the moments your dog sees other dogs, humans, squirrels, and just thinks: meh.

Side 2: “Zero Fcks Given”*
Because let’s be honest… some pups have mastered the art of total indifference — and now they can broadcast it to the world.

Perfect for dogs who:

Refuse to fetch unless bribed
Judge your fashion choices silently
Believe the vacuum is an existential threat

✨ Features:

Double-sided sass for maximum street cred
Soft, comfy fabric (perfect for napping on your couch while ignoring your commands)
Easy to tie, fits most dog necks
Guaranteed to make strangers laugh… or worry about your dog’s personality

Warning: Wearing this bandana may cause other dogs to feel insecure. Humans may feel personally attacked.

Because your dog doesn’t care… and now everyone else can see it too. 🐶💅

Contemporary design meets functional storage in this elegant three-tier display shelf. Featuring clean lines and sophisticated arch-shaped details, this storage unit is perfect for showcasing books, decorative items, and personal collections in any modern home.

Features
- Three-tier storage shelf with contemporary styling
- Part of our modern home furniture collection
- Three spacious tiers for books and decorative items
- Durable metal construction with premium finishes
- Wide shelving design with elegant arch detailing
- Assembly required

Care Instructions
- Assembly required - two-person assembly recommended. Instructions and hardware included.
- Metal construction
- Clean with soft, dry cloth
- Quality materials

Dimensions
- Overall: 27.5"L x 14"W x 52.4"H
- Leg height: 4"
- Shelf size: 27.5"L x 14"W
- Shelf spacing: 15"
- Weight capacity per shelf: 15 lbs
- Product weight: 26 lbs

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