Zero Woofs Given/ Zero Fucks Given Dog Bandanas

Zero Woofs Given / Zero F*cks Given – Dog Bandanas 🐾😎

Does your dog have attitude bigger than their appetite? Now they can wear it proudly.

Side 1: “Zero Woofs Given”
For the moments your dog sees other dogs, humans, squirrels, and just thinks: meh.

Side 2: “Zero Fcks Given”*
Because let’s be honest… some pups have mastered the art of total indifference — and now they can broadcast it to the world.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Refuse to fetch unless bribed
• Judge your fashion choices silently
• Believe the vacuum is an existential threat

✨ Features:

• Double-sided sass for maximum street cred
• Soft, comfy fabric (perfect for napping on your couch while ignoring your commands)
• Easy to tie, fits most dog necks
• Guaranteed to make strangers laugh… or worry about your dog’s personality

Warning: Wearing this bandana may cause other dogs to feel insecure. Humans may feel personally attacked.

Because your dog doesn’t care… and now everyone else can see it too. 🐶💅