{"product_id":"zero-woof-given-zero-fucks-given-dog-bandanas","title":"Zero Woofs Given\/ Zero Fucks Given Dog Bandanas","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"127\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"120\"\u003eZero Woofs Given \/ Zero F*cks Given – Dog Bandanas\u003c\/strong\u003e 🐾😎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"220\"\u003eDoes your dog have \u003cstrong data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"187\"\u003eattitude bigger than their appetite\u003c\/strong\u003e? Now they can wear it proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"346\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"233\"\u003eSide 1:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"253\"\u003e“Zero Woofs Given”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"256\"\u003eFor the moments your dog sees \u003cstrong data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"319\"\u003eother dogs, humans, squirrels\u003c\/strong\u003e, and just thinks: \u003cem data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"344\"\u003emeh.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"513\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"359\"\u003eSide 2:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e“Zero F\u003c\/em\u003ecks Given”*\u003cbr data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"383\"\u003eBecause let’s be honest… some pups have mastered the art of \u003cstrong data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"465\"\u003etotal indifference\u003c\/strong\u003e — and now they can broadcast it to the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"538\"\u003ePerfect for dogs who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"572\"\u003eRefuse to fetch unless bribed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eJudge your fashion choices silently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eBelieve the vacuum is an existential threat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"679\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"677\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"725\"\u003eDouble-sided sass for maximum street cred\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"813\"\u003eSoft, comfy fabric (perfect for napping on your couch while ignoring your commands)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"850\"\u003eEasy to tie, fits most dog necks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"928\"\u003eGuaranteed to make strangers laugh… or worry about your dog’s personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"942\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearing this bandana may cause other dogs to feel insecure. Humans may feel personally attacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003eBecause your dog \u003cstrong data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003edoesn’t care\u003c\/strong\u003e… and now everyone else can see it too. 🐶💅\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zsa Zsa’s Unique Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":45396632141961,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45396632174729,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45396632207497,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":45396632240265,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/7359\/7065\/files\/1_1d568d50-c82d-494a-9239-4ce2c3fdcd06.jpg?v=1773691300","url":"https:\/\/zsazsas.com\/products\/zero-woof-given-zero-fucks-given-dog-bandanas","provider":"Zsa Zsa’s Unique Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}